You may have been unaware, but capsizing islands are a major concern of the Congress.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xkbhidoEe0
This is serious. There is a solution, though. The Navy is now installing motors on the stern of each island in which it has a base. By the way, "stern" here means "the back of" in nautical terms. And "nautical" here means relating to ships or sailors. "Ships" are great big boats, and the United States Navy has some really big boats, so they know all about installing motors on the back or stern of islands in order to keep them from capsizing, which means "tipping over."
Islands tipping over with bases on them was a major point of concern of the Navy until the solution of placing motors on the stern of the island was brought in by the Obama Administration. The plan was originally proposed by the Roosevelt Administration following the attack on Pearl Hardbor back in 1941, but only Obama the Messiah was able to pull it off. This, too, means that the military budget has been slashed since big boats will no longer be needed since we have movable islands now that are safe from capsizing. This is also how the health care plan will be paid for and the budget deficit reduced simultaneously, which means "at the same time," since no more big boats will be needed for the Navy. All of this is found on page 2,649 of the health care signed into law by President Obama. However, the EPA is expected to block any further installation of motors on islands as it is feared motorized islands are a major cause of man-made global warming. Greenpeace is joining in on the lawsuit as dophins have been known to get hit by the rudders which are powered by the motors on the back of the islands that are no longer capsizing. "Rudders" are great big things mounted ("mounted" means placed on or attached to) on the stern, (remember, the back of the boat) that guide the great big Navy boats and islands. "Guide" means to direct or steer. "Steer" can be a big animal called an ox that has been castrated in its youth. "Youth" means "young," and is the opposite of "old." (I REFUSE to explain castration!) In this case, however, there are no castrated ox or oxen ("oxen" is the plural of "ox," and "plural" means "more than one," although some of you may just go ahead and say "oxes" since you are a product of public education run by the NEA) steering or guiding motorized islands. The Navy wanted to use steers to steer their islands and great big boats, but PETA prevented, which means "stopped," this from happening.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xkbhidoEe0
This is serious. There is a solution, though. The Navy is now installing motors on the stern of each island in which it has a base. By the way, "stern" here means "the back of" in nautical terms. And "nautical" here means relating to ships or sailors. "Ships" are great big boats, and the United States Navy has some really big boats, so they know all about installing motors on the back or stern of islands in order to keep them from capsizing, which means "tipping over."
Islands tipping over with bases on them was a major point of concern of the Navy until the solution of placing motors on the stern of the island was brought in by the Obama Administration. The plan was originally proposed by the Roosevelt Administration following the attack on Pearl Hardbor back in 1941, but only Obama the Messiah was able to pull it off. This, too, means that the military budget has been slashed since big boats will no longer be needed since we have movable islands now that are safe from capsizing. This is also how the health care plan will be paid for and the budget deficit reduced simultaneously, which means "at the same time," since no more big boats will be needed for the Navy. All of this is found on page 2,649 of the health care signed into law by President Obama. However, the EPA is expected to block any further installation of motors on islands as it is feared motorized islands are a major cause of man-made global warming. Greenpeace is joining in on the lawsuit as dophins have been known to get hit by the rudders which are powered by the motors on the back of the islands that are no longer capsizing. "Rudders" are great big things mounted ("mounted" means placed on or attached to) on the stern, (remember, the back of the boat) that guide the great big Navy boats and islands. "Guide" means to direct or steer. "Steer" can be a big animal called an ox that has been castrated in its youth. "Youth" means "young," and is the opposite of "old." (I REFUSE to explain castration!) In this case, however, there are no castrated ox or oxen ("oxen" is the plural of "ox," and "plural" means "more than one," although some of you may just go ahead and say "oxes" since you are a product of public education run by the NEA) steering or guiding motorized islands. The Navy wanted to use steers to steer their islands and great big boats, but PETA prevented, which means "stopped," this from happening.
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What an interesting situation!
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